Sinistrous Top 10

Hehehe,

Where do we start in this joyful game.

Ok, easy:

Sibyl Fawlty: The best of the best, I love her from the bottom of my heart. Look at her briliant looks on this picture, and her outfits and hairdo. A true role model for every woman.

Alexis Carrington. Mmmm, georgeous and terribly sinister. If I could only be her for a day, It would be just wonderful.

Carl Johan Wallgren: Swe writer, see earlier posting about his tremendously sharp pen

Lilla My from the Moomin Trolls: Very wicked little girl, and very loveable (see fab website here: www.muumimaailma.fi)

Cruella De Vil: But of course, what a perfect witch, even a bit boring to mention her... plus my ex fav carachter all categories, so no thx.

who else...

but of course... !!! Condi Rice! Tried desperately to find a pic of her that Ive seen some while ago. She was showing off her very foxy pointy and high heeled black boots. Sinister indeed.

so, this leaves me with.. 6 sinisters and only 1 man. not good not good.

ok, another one here, LIBERACE, do not forget this brilliantly sinister man. he is just georgeous. see website www.liberace.com´.

What is the point?

Sorry, back again to this thing with the big central European country. I got some comments from my earlier blog about my strong opinions about this, but I just can't help it. And I am NOT the least rascist or anything (and am definitely not thinking of WW2), it's just that I don't get it. What is the point with this country? Why do so many people live there? I just find it all so....pointless. Hardly any coast, no real mountains or lakes. Awful language, terribly unattractive people, and bureaucratic and stiff. Except the capital and the beer-festival town in the south, they seem to be fun places. But otherwise, I just can't stand it. As soon as someone starts talking German, it really puts me off.

http://www.germany-tourism.de/

"Curious about the country and the people? Discover Germany on your trip through various regions, and enjoy everything from the exciting hustle and bustle of the large cities to the cultural wonders. Encounter a very special part of Europe!"

No thanks.

Sinistry in Primrose Hill

Today I really wanted to do it. Really really really. From the bottom of my heart. I just felt that this is the day. So I went to Marks and Snarkz and got myself stuffed with it. All sorts, jelly bears, chocolate bars, cookies of all kinds, sodas and took the tube up to the Camden. I walked with decisive steps all the way up to the charming little village on the hill with its little French cafées and bars and trendy dressed-down celebrities (didn't spot a naked Jude on any balcony though, a bit of a deception, but hey, you can't have it all I suppose).

Anyhobido, dragging my bags off goodies I headed for the playground, and saw what I wanted to see. Just couldn't believe my luck -- the whole family Organicio with perfect bony wife G with perfect trendy talented husband C and their amazingly perfect little fruit, all there at the same time. So I stood there watching them from afar and when I saw the little one by herself, I just did it. I went over and opened they goodie bags and just fed her face with all of it. Can you believe the face of happiness of this little Hummos child? She just munched it all in a go and I sneaked away quickly from the crime scene. The only thing I regret is not having the possibility to see the horror of the faces of the parents when they realize the horrendous fact that they child has eaten pure English sweets? I only feel a bit sorry for the little one, the detox she will have to go through the next three weeks must be a pure hell.

Skål!

Jingle bo hoooooooo [pure entertainment]

Isn't this just so sweet? How wonderful that you put all this effort into pleasing us with your xmas-wishes. Thank you ever so much. We will laugh ända fram till påska.

"We are loved the way we are"

Sinister comment: The funniest with this is that they bothered to get a real print-house to fix the card and it's all printed on thick expensive paper. Couldn't you then för bövelen then have made a little effort with

1) trying to fit all in the picture

2) reduced all red eyes

3) removed the flash?

Arghhhhhhhhhhh.

"With heads for business and bodies for sin"

Sinister quizz: Guess of what this is:

1) Mormones celebrating having lured another bunch of innocent youngsters into their net during 2005

x) An shot for an advert for Dressmann that never made it to the print

2) The winning team of the Barbershop world cup

"Thought: We are the light in the darkness"

(i just wonder what their British customers and partners think -- what ON EARTH is that silly looking bloke with the fingers in his mouth doing with that chandelier on his head and don't they iron their clothes in Sweden?????)

Today's boktips

While I am anyway at it (following up on below post), I need to get some sinister comments out about the mother planet. Have you Sweco's read "För Herr Bachmann's broschyr" ("To Mr Bachmann's pamphlet") by Carl-Johan Vallgren (am slightly pleased with my very nice and sinister picture of him)? If not, do it, especially if you a Swede temporaily or permanently living abroad. If you are not a Swede, this would be well worth reading too -- it will immediately ruin your presumably glorified picture of the perfect country of the north (that is, if you are still imbecil enough to think overly good about the cold and difficult northen nest). And by the way, to you who are still living in the country, just open your eyes and please try and be a tiny bit critical about the little fish pound you've decided to stay in.

Alrightiho, what is now this?? Well, after Mr Wallgren had published his MOST cherished and beloved Den vidunderliga kärlekens historia (The story of the amazing love, or similar...), that EVERYONE just HAD to read (and everyone HAD to love, just because he got the Augustpris for it, and ok it is really fantastic...), he went a bit, shall we say... sinister? He wrote this brilliant little book about a writer in exile somewhere in Germany (hmm, ok) where he is asked to write a few chapters about his home country for a guide book to Sweden. The load of sinister and truly hate-filled descriptions about the country and it inhabitants is neverending and just absolutely WONDERFUL.

Get it!

Is anyone surprised?

During the holidays I was over in the Northen hemisphere, i.e. back to the mother planet, Sweden. Breezing through the thin morning paper, my eye catches the one and only big headline, the unavoidable one, you know that everyone is supposed to see and read. Like it was some sort of super news. Well, maybe, to a country of my homeland's size, probably it is.

Anyroads, the headline is "German Family cannot make friends in Sweden" and below a picture of this cheerful Hamburg-family with two children crawling over their necks who surprisingly haven't been able to find anyone to play with during the 7 or some years they've located in Sweden. Cannot find the link to it now, but I am sure you get the picture.

The only thing I feel from the bottom of my sinister heart is-- who the h**l wants to play with this ugly family anyway? And with Germans generally??

Haven't we already concluded that they are not really .... ok??

Or?