NOOOOOOO

I dont want to do this, it will be a waste of time. I am so much not looking forward to this now. I just know that he will be a little skinny latin guy with much too much ill-cut hair and a checked red shirt from 1995 and horrible jeans that are too high in the waist. I wouldn't think a good looking journalist with a mix of latin/asian/english origin would need to internet date, would you?

but hey, now I am really undermining my own existance?!!! I am too a rather good looking, extrovert and fun girl with absolutely NOOOOO problem with meeting guys in bars and so. I am not even respecting myself if I say this. Revise:

He is probably a very good looking, cool, trendy, journalist at Guardian who is trying to explore new ways of meeting girls.

Hang on: Maybe I am a journalistic experiment??

BAAAAAAAAH, getting nervous.