No Gene Mystery

"He is very beautiful", Zlatan Ibrahimovic proudly describes his son in a recent and rare interview.

I sincerely don't think ANYONE today living would be surprised that this master-piece of manhood would get an absolutely GEORGEOUS child. Even if the mother looks like a bad copy of Pamela Anderson. Mr Ibrahimovic also gets very high points for being manly enough to have a 12 year older girlfriend, who is both better educated, and possibly, smarter. Only really strong men can cope with this. And when they got engaged, the journalists asked him: "So, Zlatan, what did you get Helena as an engagement present?". Zlatan looked back at the nosy and nerdy little sport journalist with intellectual goggles, leaned back in the chair and put one of his sexy strong long legs over the other and answered in his sizzling Rosengard-accent: "Present? Hey, she got Zlatan you know."

I love you, ich liebe dich, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.



N.B. For those of you who still haven't had the pleasure to get acquainted to this beauty: He is a Swedish football player. Born from Ex-Jugoslavia-parents, brought up in a rough immigrant part of Malmo, Rosengard. Now playing for Inter in Italy. His football style can be described as: Young Stallion/Unpolished Diamond: Strong, big, quick and determined, still a bit restless and uneven.