Conspiracy theory

Is this hormones or is it paranoia or just sheer... coincidence? Everywhere I go they follow me with their little eyes, they stare at me and sometimes I can feel that they are smiling at me. With smiles that sometimes feel like they´re saying "come on, get going" or "I like you, take me with you" or... "get into our world".

What is now this? Babies and children and toddlers and what have you! They are everywhere, on airplanes sitting behind me and the minute I get up to do something, their eyes are one me. Or in shops. Immediately when I start looking at something, something little and clumsy runs into my legs and start pulling my skirt. When I look down I see a toothless smile and then they realize that I am NOT their mum and run away.

This morning it was all time high though. A little japanese boy of about 3 years of age crossed the street with his dad when I was waiting on the red lights. The little boy was staring at me from when he got on to the zebra crossing until they were out of sight. And when I looked at him he smiled at me and walked backwards with his eyes fixed on to me, and his father had to drag him along. What is it with me? Do I steam out production hormones? Do I have this "mother-appeal" to me?

Maybe he just thought I was of the witches in Sleeping Beauty in my black coat, ugly helmet and skiing mittens.

I don´t know, but there is some sort of conspiracy happening. A super-baby conspiracy.


btw. remember ally mcbeal and her baby-hallucinations? reminder below, complete with Björn Skifs (swedish old-time superstar) singing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38vTNvbM6g