Staying Cool in Impatience Fever

I hate being interested in someone, I just hate it. The minute you become the slightest bit attached, the whole image and profile just falls off. I am just so much more attractive when I am not interested, that´s obvious. Obvious since all guys that I am interested in are acting cool with me, but those that I am cool about, they bloody chase me!

Hmmm, how do I reverse this? I like Mr Kangaroo and I want him to call me. Yes yes yes, I know, he is moving, his grandfather is dying down in ol´Oz and he needs to go within the next days AND he has to finish a lot of work before this. And he has emailed and said we will meet up when he is back. Well well well.

I just know that I want him and his whole beautiful body and soul faxed over to my newly installed kitchen, and I want him to sit here and and just radiate me with his whole self.

NOW!