The REAL Facebook-statuses
NN ... is waiting for him to call
NN ... is hoping to marry mr Perfect and is already thinking of the names of their children
NN ... is cursing her body for deciding to start the period today whan all she wants is to jump into bed with her date
NN ... is desperate to find a man
NN ... is skimpy
NN ... is getting married... just some details to fix
NN ... is having a phantom pregnancy with the cute guy from last weekend
NN ... is horny
NN ... is off men
NN ... is off Australian men
NN ... is having a ball
NN ... is multitasking
NN ... is fed up with single life
NN ... is secretly happy with being single as long as everyone stops pointing out that time is passing quickly
NN ... is turning 35
NN ... is happy about turning 35 and will throw the best bash in the world
NN ... is very unhappy about turning 35 and will try and avoid thinking of it
NN ... is wondering if the best of all years have gone by
NN ... is flirting to the left and to the right
NN ... ignoring the fact that mr Perfect never calls her and seriously believes that he has too much to do and probably also has lost her number
NN ... is considering freezing some eggs
NN ... is ignoring time and age and is planning a 6-months-trip around the world starting next summer
NN ... is wondering WHERE THE HELL Future Husband is hiding
NN ... is fed up with people telling her she rushes into things
NN ... is wondering where to find Swedish men in London
NN ... is not sure she likes Swedish men
NN ... is not sure she likes English men
NN ... is not sure she likes men of any nationality
NN ... is in nationality confusion: wondering what leg to stand on
NN ... is cleaning her flat and filling her fridge with lovely food IN CASE mr Perfect decides to invite himself to a cup of tea
NN ... is wondering why so many people are going about in bad relationships
NN ... is wondering if she is too picky
NN ... is thinking she will need to compromise or she will stay Spinster forever
NN ... is happy to stay alone for all days instead of being in a bad relationship
NN ... is VERY VERY SINGLE
4 comments:
Nothing and no one is perfe
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... and that, my dear anonymous, is something we can all agree to.
HA! It is all true Giraffe of Love! My FB status if I were honest would be remarkably similar.
I think that your theory on men picking up on a lack of interest is totally true. And the way that I see it is that it saves you wasting further time on them...
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