Facebook: enabling long-lasting friendships

Curly and I haven't seen eachother for 4 years. For a good couple of years, had a hard crush on him, convinced that he was the man of my life. This summer he added me as a friend on Facebook. Still we haven't met up, hardly had any contact. Our rare dialogue is on a profound level.

[preface: I had in my status written about setting up my new company, and he sends me a message]


Curly
Today at 11:02am
Sinister Productions????
Do tell!
Cx

Sinister Spinster
Today at 4:18pm
its a money laundry body focussing on quick cash transactions involving porn video rentals and cloakroom fees at dodgy brixton-clubs. sometimes I also take on some vegetable projects (mainly cabbage, for given reasons), as a cover up.

Curly
Today at 4:20pm
You're trading in cabbage aren't you.

Sinister Spinster
Today at 4:23pm
cabbage, but also cauliflower and sometimes I diversify into leaf-parsley, anything bushy and hideable as a general rule of thumb

Curly
Today at 4:24pm
broccolli?

Sinister Spinster
Today at 4:24pm
too stiff

Curly
Today at 4:27pm
sweet potatoes?

Sinister Spinster
Today at 4:31pm
too round

Curly
Today at 4:34pm
swedes?

Sinister Spinster
Today at 4:35pm
too harsh

Curly
Today at 4:37pm
correct!

Sinister Spinster
Today at 4:38pm
speak soon

Curly
Today at 4:42pm
[disappears in a puff of cabbage]