Sinister Spinster's evil thoughts

Was a sweet ex-wife yesterday and sent a text to the ex-husband, congratulating him on the birth of his son that bumped down on this globe last week. Which I found out through friends. Apparently, too much to ask from my best friend of 10 years that he would inform me himself. Well, bless him, I guess his horse-mouthed new wife has deleted my contact details from all his communication devices .. But I decided to swallow this little irritation and sent a nice text to him. Got an answer very quickly back. Reveling his bad conscious/awkwardness about the situation.

The answer was loooong and detailed and ended with "...so now I am heading for the life as small-child-parent". Which of course is a life we both thought for MANY years that we would have together. Before my painful but necessary derailing. But that's another story.

Keeping on to my little witty and extremely funny self I wrote back: "Honey, I am truly great. And keeping a healthy distance from the small-child-parent-life!".

Not a word back.

And to keep the spirits up, I think I will send them one of those skimpy and tasteless baby t-shirts, saying "My Dad Is a Sex Maniac". A bit waste of time and money though. I would miss the whole point: the reaction of the horse-mouthed IRL.

HEHE